Browsing through the web and got some of very funny statements, jokes, craps whatever.
Part 1: Funny Facebook Updates
Dave feels like getting some work done... and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
Katie used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
Katie is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Dave says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Katie is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd.
Dave is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark.
Dave just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
Katie ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
Dave is doing a service to humanity... by existing.
Kate thinks that playing “tag” with sprinters would be the least fun game in the world. Second only to playing on the seasaw with a sumo-wrestler.
All the Dave(s) and Katie(s) are just names. It could be anyone.
