Browsing through the web and got some of very funny statements, jokes, craps whatever.

Part 1: Funny Facebook Updates
Dave feels like getting some work done... and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.

Katie used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.

Dave is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...

Katie is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

Dave says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Katie is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd.

Dave is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark.

Dave just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.

Katie ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

Dave is doing a service to humanity... by existing.

Kate thinks that playing “tag” with sprinters would be the least fun game in the world. Second only to playing on the seasaw with a sumo-wrestler.

All the Dave(s) and Katie(s) are just names. It could be anyone.

Thanks to a friend who shares this to me via facebook. I got to view an awesome video made by some anonymous-guy-who-realized-what-he-missed-in-life person.

What he says really does make strong points. You guys should watch it. Reflect it on yourself.

As for me, i may or may not change the way i am (i'm not saying i'm 100% of what he says. maybe around ±50% =p), but, this clip shed some light to me. Most of what he says i actually DO already know. But i guess i chose to ignore it. Well, not gonna get so personal here. Thats all u get.

Anyway, have fun in whatever you do in your life. Make sure you live ur life to the fullest.

Mr. Paul the Octo

BERLIN (AFP) – Paul the octopus, who shot to fame during this year's football World Cup for his flawless record in predicting game results, has died peacefully in his sleep, his German aquarium said Tuesday.

"Management and staff at the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre were devastated to discover that oracle octopus Paul, who achieved global renown during the recent World Cup, had passed away overnight," the aquarium said in a statement.

"He appears to have passed away peacefully during the night, of natural causes," said Sea Life manager Stefan Porwoll.

"His success made him almost a bigger story than the World Cup itself... We had all naturally grown very fond of him and he will be sorely missed."

Paul beat the odds during the World Cup by correctly forecasting all eight games he was asked to predict, including Spain's 1-0 win over the Netherlands in the final.

For the prediction, two boxes were lowered into the salty soothsayer's tank, each containing a mussel and the flags of the two opposing teams.

Watched by a crowd of reporters, Paul would head to one box, wrench open the lid and gobble the tasty morsel, with the box he plumped for being deemed the likely winner.

His astonishing ability made him a global media phenomenon. His later predictions were carried live on rolling news channels in Germany.

The probability of his 8 successful World Cup predictions out of 8 attempts is 1/28 = 0.0039, or
0.39% (256 to 1).

Within an hour of his death, more than 150 messages of condolence were posted on Paul's "official" Facebook page.

"Paul, we will never forget you. We love you," wrote one. "There will never be an octopus as cool as you again," wrote another.

Paul himself "wrote" from beyond the grave: "It seems, my time has come, finally. Take care everybody. Hugs and don't forget me."

Paul’s body is now in a refrigerator and is expected to be cremated in the next few days.

The aquarium will now erect a memorial “to honour Paul and on the basis of worldwide interest.”

The memorial will show the “most beautiful and moving moments.”

The urn containing Paul’s ashes will be put on display, as will the Perspex boxes in which the national flags of football teams were lowered into Paul’s tank for him to make his famous predictions.

The 'MAN'.

There u go... a mix and match of a few of the many articles posted at the web about Paul's death. May he Rest In Peace in his octo heaven.

Just found this awesome song few days back. The first time i listen to this song is when watching a video clip of damon&elena (vamp diaries) kissing scenes. So maybe its influenced me to like it. Whatever the reason, this song still is nice.

This morning went to the clinic again. Stupid flu and cough wont leave me alone. I thought the previous medicines can do the job, but they are useless. =( Went to the clinic and got another set of medicines. Hope this time works. Its been on for more than a week. =.=""

Actually got sick so long was partly my fault. Went for SushiKing bonanza last Thursday. Then keep drinking cold drinks. But really beh tahan always hot drink mar. So sometimes cold drinks luu. In the end, this is what i get. :'-(

Hehe. OK, lets talk about sushi bonanza. We reached Leisure Mall's Sushi King at around +-7pm. The line also so long already. Gods.

think this is long? well, think again...

while waiting for the line to move.

some stuffs that we did while waiting

such as stalking a little girl. o_o

hogging the entrance

hogger cum bouncers; guarding entrance o.O

Waited till 9.00 only reached the main entrance. But still have to wait 15minutes only we got seated. Once sat down, still cannot enjoy food yet. Coz there are no sushi on the conveyor belt. Just sit and wait and talked.

Waited and waited and waited and waited...
Finally...

sushi bonanza~~

stalking for more food while sipping my tea. XD

However, the sleisure mall's sushi king's time management are way wrong. They brought out the best food of all at 10pm+. Thats the time closing time of leisure mall and where everyone is leaving. Moron... All those good food gone to a waste. We took some lar. but still there are so many left. The conveyor belt also got full of unagis and tempuras.

soooo much unagis and tempuras

took as much as we could. but there are limited tempuras

After the meal, went home, gamed then watch tvb drama till 3am in the morning like a zombie and slept
that a wrap~
bye~

For over a century I have lived in secret; hiding in the shadows, alone in the world. Until now. I am a vampire. And this is my story...

Quoted everytime before an episode starts. =)


Wee. The Vampire Diaries is now in Season2. Currently episode 5 or 6. I forgot. LOL. Anyway, here's the poster that they used for season2. Not quite the fan but its okok la. Makes the serial look dark and mysterious.

The poster for the 2nd season.

SPOILER!
I kinda expected werewolves to pop in season2. No idea why, just have the feeling and i was right. =)

Here are the 3 main actors and actress of the serial.

Paul Wesley (Paul Thomas Wasilewski)

Stefan Salvatore. Known as the 'good' younger brother.

Nina Dobrev (Nina Constantinova Dobreva)

Elena Gilbert. Too long to make as a caption.

Ian Somerhalder (Ian Joseph Somerhalder)

Damon Salvatore. The 'evil' elder brother.

Thats all for now.
bye

Well, here comes the 2nd part. Continued from the previous post;

9/10 SATURDAY - Whole day stayed at home only. Felt a bit funny when i woke up. Almost lost my voice. Felt kinda weird as i keep going off tone. Time for lunch but before eating, went to 7-11 to buy Strepsils and Dequadin. Strepsils only got 6 tablets so bought the other 1 to try since tv commercials keep showing that they are effective.

Here it is. Ain't it funny. Ha... Ha... Went for a simple lunch then wait till night to yc again at mamaking. This time not only 5 but quite a number. Each time i talk also sure got once or twice will go off tune. omfg. haihz.

10/10 SUNDAY - Nothing special here. Just that in addition to my cough + sore throat + vioceless-ness, there is "THE FLU". Idiot shit made me waste half a box of the tissue paper. Gods.

11/10 MONDAY - Went out lunch with loong and khajoe. Came back around 2, sit infront of pc and saw a note from dad. 'mop the floor'. Stunned for a sec. Cannot ignore anymore so just cleaned the house. Took me the whole afternoon. 5pm+ only managed to finish sweeping + mopping. 3hours considered good ok. I swept the whole house twice and mopped 6 times. Siapa suruh tak clean house regularly. This is what i get. Finished cleaning sure bath then lepak in front of pc again ler. Somemore got what to do. While lepaking, felt like i have a fever tim.

Nite time, dad say my condition worsen then took me to the doctor. Got a bunch of medicine and a cough syrup. T_T

my dinner for the night. so hard to swallow. =(

My medicines and strepsils and dequadin. 2 words. SUCK + BITTER~!

What a rough week i had since Friday. Oh my goodness. One by one a random those mishap fall upon me. *inhales... exhales... inhales... exhales...* never mind i take it as a chance to increase the immune system of my body. *(pats on own shoulder) there... there...* see, i'm ok and fine with it. yay... -.- wanna know what happened?? Here's some highlights of what happened since last friday.

8/10 FRIDAY - Started the day by waking up exceptionally early(11.30am) for my brunch. Went to Ampang Yong Tau Fu with lil' brother and a bitch named ccc. Ordered quite a lot but luckily managed to finished the whole 20 + 5pieces of ytf.

din even notice this picture was taken

After brunch, went with the noob twins to P1 Headquarters at Jalan Templer beside the Federal Highway. While on the way, I felt my throat very dry. Had a bad feeling about that. Funny thing about the journey is that I only noticed the building was just beside us when we're in the jam at a flyover. So we planned to go through some small routes to get to the place. But as we went on and on and on, there is not even a junction going into or out from the highway. It stretched all the way to the beer factory, the intersection to turn into LDP. Its near Taylor's School of Hospitality and Tourism. OMFGWTFKNNBBQ. What to do, so just uturn there and go all the way back to the starting point.

Inside p1, its so nice and cool and EMPTY. The room for customer service and technical assistance is HUUUUUGE!!! Well, being the usual me, I explore the place. I found a dispenser at the corner of the room. Wanna try the coffee, but it came out all white and goo-ey stuff. YUCK~! Then the chao pan pressed the milo button. It came out hot water-ish colour and a wee lil bit of milo smell. Thats his milo. Thats it. We're fed up and went straight to the real water dispenser which dispenses real hot/cold plain water.

Later comes to the part where an idiot customer service agent given a name, Krishna served us. That mothe...fuc..er..son of a bit... A total loser. Whore-assed pure 100% loser. He said that to terminate the account have to pay dunno what crap 3 payment + penalty fee which is 99x3 + 299. We said go suck ur own dick. Of coz not direct to his face. Behind his back la confirm. Finally ended up just returning the modem(which was all thats needed to do in the 1st place) and left the place.

Went back home, lepaked, game-ed. Around 9 ajaked ccc pm, but he say he gaming. I was already on the way, so went to ccc's place and wait him. Ended up 9.35 only went pm. Bought fried icecream and CHOW TAUFU~!!! Aweezuuummmmmm..... Lepas makan, went mamaking yumcha with the usual peeps or so thats what i thought. Mana tau, reach only see 3 ma lat lou there. The twins and waikit. Aiya, dont care la. 5 ppl mai 5 ppl lar. Also can yc mar. I was right and we blew water there till 12.30 only left.

to be continued...

10/10/10 is an auspicious date for many couples. Many couples will tied their knot on this day. Its the same tradition every single year since year 2007. 07/07/07 and 08/08/08 and 09/09/09. These 3 years keep repeating itself when there is a day-month-year repeat.. I wonder why. When these dates arrive, many many many couples will wed.

If I'm one of those couples, I'll not choose a date where so many other couples will wed. *Of cause the reason is due to very very selfish reasons.* Teehee~ What?? Anyhow, I'm still a human. Human are born selfish.

Ok. Enough with the triple 10 crap. For me, its just gonna be a normal plain ol' Sunday for me. Gonna wake up at 12 or 1 or 2pm. Then have a random lunch. And stick to my pc for the rest of the day w/o touching any books. That's my average day span for every holiday I have.

This post is finished at 4.44am. Currently watching Monsters Inc. while writing this post. Sully and Boo are both just too cute. I know I know... Its released in 2001. But I havent watch it okay. Soli la for being so outdated. Anyway, it's soooooo cuteeeeee. Just love those colourful animated characters in HD.

those monsters are just so cute. =)

I'mma make this post scheduled to be published at 10.10am of 10/10/10 just as a tribute to this date. LOL.

Ok. Gotta sleep.
chao~

Today is 7th of October. I decided to start studying today since finals is just around d corner. BUT upon opening the book, i remembered that my exam slip is missing. So, as usual, i delay the studying and went to clean my super-duper-messy-1-gazillion-years-never-clean table.

Actually the cleaning was not actually cleaning. I just rearrange those alevels papers and books to find my exam slip. ugh.. i lost it :'-(

erm, arrange... throw... keep... throw... arrange... keep... and the list goes on. done that for the 2 mega big piles of printed papers on my table. fuh~ after 45mins of hardwork, finally every thing is back organized (maybe for 3days).

Sadly the exam slip cannot be found anywhere. frowning like hell. then suddenly thought that maybe my bro accidentally took it. turned the head behind, there it is. on my bro's table crumpled but ITS THERE~! right on top where i can see clearly somemore!! =(

*sighs deeply* took so long to clean the papers, but at last the exam slip wasn't there in the 1st place. since i took the liberty to clean halfway already, so i just went on and clean my whole table. the coolest part is; my empty trash bin becam full in an instant. wee~ so proud of myself and my super-duper-messy-1-gazillion-years-never-clean table.

tadaa~ my cleaned table.

charcoal mcd cup, clear mcd cup, green mcd cup, purple mcd cup, johnny walker black label. woohoo~

gotta sleep. 

I am now writing this random post at 3.03am in the morning of a random day of a random week. Approximately in 2 weeks time I'll be having my A-Levels (A2) finals. I think my exam will start at 18th of Oct but I guess I have to find out by chance because I have lost my exam slip. Tried finding it around the house but to no avail. I'm thinking how am I gonna be screwed when the day comes. I guess the slip will magically appear soon? Anyway, who cares. 'see 1 step take 1 step'.

For those who're wondering (if any) what the hell am i doing at home for the 14days of holidays study-break that I have, I can say that I have been doing everything. Everything but STUDY. Its day 2/14 and I haven't touched my books yet. Its not appropriate but here I am telling it publicly. Gods. There is this once today where i opened my book for around 5seconds, then my mind went rogue. It started to wonder off. It made a to-do list for me.

1. eat
2. play
3. eat
4. sleep
5. eat

The list is a never ending loop. Nice huh... I started EATing milo for snacks. Its freaking expensive but I cant help it. The mouth is just too itchy. If this goes on and my house's supply of junk food don't run out, I guess when my classmates see me during exam time, they will be noticing few cm difference. =p

Time to go to bed.
chao~

I got to know this game show from youtube. Its a Japanese game show (eng subbed). Its called 24-Hour Batsu Game. The main point of the show is DON'T LAUGH once the game is started. If you do, you'll be punished. As for punishment, the person who laughed will get his ass wacked by a bamboo sword real hard.

So this show was shot in a high school. There are 4 contestants; Endo, Matsumoto, Yamasaki, and Tanaka. They struggle to NOT laugh when everyone in the set will try their best to make them laugh.

Anyone of you readers out there have the time to watch (duration: 1h 37m 39s), please control yourself as I couldn't control mine. I was practically LMAO-ing and ROFL-ing. This game show can really be a stress reliever if you enjoy idiotic japanese game shows.

Ok. That all for this post. I'm going back to what i do best. Doing nothing.
chao~

First Time Changing Tyre

Well, its the 2nd part of my day. Came back from college... On pc... Bathe... Kena nag from the morning incident... Bla... bla... bla...

Afta that, I have my usual boring day at home in front of the pc watching tvb dramas and animes. Slowly, the time passes by unforgivingly. Soon its around 8pm. Went out to have dinner with da boss. My dad. (the 1 who nagged and scolded me in da morning and when i came home but was normal by 8. weird-ness)

Did the usual thing. Drove out, parked, order food, paid, ate walk back to parking. Then suddenly my dad said the myvi got a flattened tyre. gosh! Went closer for a better look,

a nail sticking out of the damn tyre

Tadaa~ thats how my tyre look like. Sigh. Felt excited and sad at the same time. Sad coz i have to stay there for so long to change it. On d other hand, excited because its my first time to change a tyre.

Opened the car boot, lifted the under mat, brought out the spare tyre, jack and lug nut wrench. After unscrewing the lug nuts, jacked up the car. Its not a simple task you know. Quite difficult to jack the car up using a normal old skul jack. =(

the white reflecting flash thingy is the jack

After changing the tire, my myvi is still slanted to the left. Because the spare is soooo small and cute.


Thats all~

P/S: Some of you might think why I'm using TYRE instead of TIRE. Well, 'tyre' is the British-English while 'tire' is the American-English. So it actually makes no difference.

2nd Last Day of College

30th September 2010, a rough Thursday which started to me as a rainy day. Woke up at around 6.45am and found out that its raining very heavily. So dad ask me to go back to sleep. He say later only wake up for college at 8/9/10/11am hoping that the rain would be lighter or even better, stop altogether.

Then dad woke me up at 8am asking me when is next class. I saw puremaths, bio, puremaths then i duwan go. I told dad that my next class is 11am (but actually class is 1.30pm). Sleep sleep sleep. Tetiba kena scolding at 9+. He woke me up at 9am. For normal ppl, sure will lepak at bed a while only get up wan. Mana tau he wake me up then i sajer mau lepak then kena scolding. Saying i always use pc till 1 2 3 4 5am. Then now even 9+ already also cannot wake up. Haihz. I so mou yan like that went to bathe. Come out of toilet, kena nag again. Walk into room to change clothes, my bro pulak kena fire. Say 10 already tak boleh bangun. There he went again. =(

Aih.... biar la. Enough for the rough start of the day. Went to college and had lunch with the usual retarded people i always hang out with. Had a great lunch at sweet bowl then all of us scooted back to the lab for Chemistry practical.

Mr.Loh was just doing his stuff in front. He couldn't even care less about what we're doing. Whole class camwhored during the whole period of 1.5hours. ROFL. What to do, it's the 2nd last day of attending college.

Here're some of the pix we took.

Ma driver for the day

Eating at Sweet Bowl.

2 retards

This idiot suddenly came when we're eating. Long time no see this retard.

Camwhoring at chemistry lab

pendek teck wei's hand~!!

Smelly hair~~~~

happy sn10e

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[ ] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[x] You show up for school late a lot
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[x] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study even when you don't have to
[ ] You have hand washed a car before

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[ ] You have travelled overseas for more than 5 times
[ ] You make your bed in the morning
[x] You realised people of the opposite sex might just make better friends.
TOTAL SO FAR : 14

GRAND TOTAL: 14

WOW~! I never know that I act like a 14 year old.
omfgwtfknnbbq~!!!