Have you ever watched a Hindi movie/clip? I think most of you have. At least once. I think the most common Hindi movie name that comes up to the mind is 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai'. A very famous Hindi movie back in the daysyears starred by the infamous Shah Rukh Khan.

Well, i came across this awesome Hindi comedy called "3 Idiots". Some of the funny clips were occasionally posted and shared on my facebook wall. One great problem that the clips posted/shared have is that they we're subbed in chinese. Argh! Hate it when that happens with a language thats foreign to me. However, some of the parts were understandable as they're in english. Thanks to the 'some' parts, i got curious and looked it up in youtube/google.

With the power of the mouse + keyboard + internet, i found the whole movie. The best part of it... ITS ENGLISH SUBBED!!! Hail to that. Its split into 16 parts. What to do, youtube allows only 10min in each of their video. *makes me wonder why some of the youtube videos are 15-22 minutes long* whatever. anyway, here's the official synopsis of the movie.

Two friends embark on a quest for a lost buddy. On this journey they encounter a long forgotten bet, a wedding they must crash and a funeral that goes impossibly out of control.

As they make their way through the perilous landscape, another journey begins: their inner journey through memory lane and the story of their friend, the irrepressible free-thinker Rancho [Aamir Khan], who in his unique way, touches and changes their lives.

It is a story of their hostel days that swings between Rancho college romance with the spirited Pia [Kareena], and his clash with an oppressive mentor, Dr. Viru Sahastrabudhhe(Virus) [Boman Irani].

Finally, in misty mountains of unparalleled beauty, the friends; Farhan [R Madhavan] and Raju [Sharman Joshi] find the key to the secret that they seek.

3 Idiots is a comedy of ideas that is as provocative as it is funny, as wildly entertaining as it is insightful. A laugh-riot that talks about the most important of human pursuits: self-actualization.

This movie leaves the question "What is education?" in my mind. The answer varies according to the person itself. As for me, i think education are just some supplementary skills to ASSIST one's life in the future. The most important element is one's will, desire and heart to succeed in the future.

With education you MIGHT not go anywhere, but without education you CANNOT go anywhere.

Enjoy the movie.
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Try to imagine a normal cow. With a normal head, normal body and ur average sized cow. What would it look like?

This?

This?

A bit cartoonic?

Or even these few here?

Well, those are your average-every-day-cows. Now introducing, a new type of cow. This time, try imagining a cow which is on steroids. The SUPER cow. =)

Watch this video below by NationalGeographic and your image of cows will never be the same..

What do u think about those cows? Handsome, huh? Well, a steak from those would definitely be very filling and satisfying. :D

Gotta go, bye

Part 2: Random Craps (some might be dirty =p)

An elephant shits half its weight in 2 days.
A mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
Honeybees kill more people than snakes.
A woman would have finished reading this by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.

Little boy pulls down his pants, shows his dick, "you don't have one of this ha ha!"
Little girl lifts up her skirt, shows her yum yum, "no but with one of this I'll have many of those!"

Teacher asked her student, why is your cat in school today?
The student replied (crying), "I heard daddy tell mommy "im eatin that pussy when the kids leave!"

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
If we stick together we can stop this shit.

I'm bored. I think I will sit in my car on the side of the road with a hair dryer today. Point it at the cars going past and see how many people slow down!

Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.

I just read a list of 'The 100 things To Do Before You Die'.
I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them...

I think the iPad really sounds like a fancy sanitary napkin!

Went to google to look for a job, they told me to keep searching.

U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life.
How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one.
Fish cant Drown!

I tried changing my facebook pasword to penis but facebook says its too short...

Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire and he is warm for life.

Which is scarier a lion or a pig?
The pig! The lion has to roar to scare, but the pig only has too sneeze and the whole world craps themselves!

Mystery of Mathematics:
More than 3000 years passed,
Millions of theorem derived,
Billions of formula derived,
But still.. X is unknown.

While XXX is well known!!!

All men are born millionaires, by their sperm count;
and the fact is..
Even these millions are spent on Women..

LIFE has no CTRL+Z.

Rape is not a crime..Its Surprise Sex..

What gets longer when pulled, fits between your boobs, inserts neatly into a hole and work best when jerked?
A SEAT BELT you PERVERT!!!

I have a friend who's facebook status says suiciding by standing on the edge of a cliff so i poked him.

Missed you today :). Time to get the crossbow fixed.

Just realized the "lol" symbol looks a like a drowning man. Bet he's not laughing out loud.

Is confused. Wait, maybe I'm not. No I am definately not sure I don't know if I'm not confused.